beetlebop

Taking a wet shit in a girls vagina and then eating her out.

"The acid burned my toungue after i beetlebopped her last night."

by Amybeetlebop September 27, 2005

beetlejuice

a cracked out midget with the most messed up teeth ever. goatizzles role model

beet with friends and a stripper for two bucks!

by bo/krunk October 5, 2003

Beetlebrose

An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.

Beetlebrose isn’t a worthy human.

by TheLeague2018 December 15, 2018

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Noun •

cursed 👀

If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝

Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:

• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics

Follow these simple steps and you can

"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"

by McYum May 16, 2021

Beetlejuicing

A couple engaging in lewd fondling in a public venue.

"So the plan is to start Beetlejuicing near the end of the meal, so staff will boot us out of the restaurant before we get the bill."

by MarkAntonySPQR September 17, 2023

Beetlejuice

The current useless mayor of Chicago (aka Chiraq) itself a city in C(r) ook County Illinois (Killinois). Like most demo(n) crat (demonrat) mayors, is incredibly incompetent and deflects all of their leadership failures on others, as the crime rate increases and people leave Chiraq in record numbers.

Man, Beetlejuice makes Rahm Emmanuel look like a great mayor, and he was a 🤡!

by Lou Sainis June 29, 2021

beelzebug

An annoying insect.

Specifically, a mosquito that comes into your bed at three in the morning and can not be cast out.

"Those damn beelzebugs have been biting me all day!" shouted Roger as he scratched madly. "I hate them."

(Beelzebug comes from a make-a-new-word contest in a newspaper. It comes from Beelzebub, the name of a character in "Paradise Lost" who is ranks right below Satan in Hell.)

by Newbia Leogetti September 1, 2005