Beet Steamer

When a gassy gay man decides to take it in the butt during sex, and uncontrollably releases his fart while the other man's penis is lodged inside of his anus.

After that taco bell I might be giving you a beet steamer tonight.

by BBBauer February 18, 2014

Beet eater

Derogatory slur against the people of the Australian continent due to their large consumption of beets on hamburgers.

"You stupid Aussie beet eater, why don't you go back to your convict island?!"

by Dan Clarizio March 19, 2007

Beet Red

When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.

I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"

by freddie890 December 2, 2009

Beet-er Late Than Never Burger

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

beet farming

Fingering a woman while she is menstruating, esp. if it results in red stains on the fingers inserted into the vagina.

Bro 1: "Bro, your girlfriend is in a foul mood."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's cool though... I'll go beet farming later to help her chillax."

by DaveyHatred November 5, 2010

Beet Goggles

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.

Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!

by Nasuss June 2, 2013

beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015