A miraculous outcome acheived after performing an act while drunk on beer that you would not have performed sober
Thom, a seasoned Hacklete, was pushed down the stairs by his arch nemesis Sally after 14 tins of Tenants (Thom is from Glasgow). In his drunken state he descended the 32.5 steps like a rag doll. It was a beeracle he didn't break a bone.
by Vegan McFlurry November 13, 2014
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- Opposite sex becomes miraculously attractive after beer consumption
- Beer consumption leads to great superpowers, like dangerous courage & corrosive karaoke breath.
- Beer can suddenly stimulate dormant internal organs to begin processing bodily fluids again! *
- Opposite sex becomes miraculously attractive after beer consumption
- Beer consumption leads to great superpowers, like dangerous courage & corrosive karaoke breath.
- Beer can suddenly stimulate dormant internal organs to begin processing bodily fluids again! *
* A friend recently told me about an old buddy who was living out his last days with failing organs.
The doctors had sent him home to be with loved ones as he awaits his passing.
My friend, being the caring & nurturing sort, called his family & asked them if there was any beer in the house for his old pal. The family members said yes, So my sweet friend told them to let his buddy drink one last brewski for his final fling!
They agreed, & the man did partake....
Much to their surprise, the infirmed chap's kidneys began to function again on their own, & his strength steadily improved. My bud's theory is, his kidneys knew exactly what to do with beer.
Now, you may call it a spirit stimulation...
I call it a BEERACLE !!!
The doctors had sent him home to be with loved ones as he awaits his passing.
My friend, being the caring & nurturing sort, called his family & asked them if there was any beer in the house for his old pal. The family members said yes, So my sweet friend told them to let his buddy drink one last brewski for his final fling!
They agreed, & the man did partake....
Much to their surprise, the infirmed chap's kidneys began to function again on their own, & his strength steadily improved. My bud's theory is, his kidneys knew exactly what to do with beer.
Now, you may call it a spirit stimulation...
I call it a BEERACLE !!!
by MICHAELANTONIO June 16, 2016
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Get the Beericle mug.My luggage zipper broke and its contents spilled all over the tarmac. Thankfully the beer survived. It was a beeracle.
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Joe: DUUDE I'll make some beersicles and we can lick em away until we're piss drunk.
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Get the Beersicle mug.BeerIceBaitGroc (beer-iys-BAYt-grock)(n): A phrase printed --occasionally hand-painted-- on placards or signage at rural American community markets meaning "we sell beer, ice, bait, and groceries." Portions of the phrase may be split up among several lines of text, for instance, "BeerIce" on the first line (with or wihout spaces) and "BaitGroc" on the second. If being spoken in sarcasm, the "groc" must be pronounced as spelled: "GROCK" (like "crock") and never "GROSS" (as might be implied from it being a shortened form of "groceries"). Subdivisions of the phrase may serve as shorthand for the whole, i.e. BeerIce may be used alone, as may BaitGroc.
"Heya Honey, I'm gonna' go down to the campground store for BeerIceBaitGroc --maybe get some bread and Bud Light."
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