Twinkie Beefer

Ommpaville's editor Tara

She is just a big twinkie beefer.

by jaquavywavy May 20, 2022

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010

brian beefer

A homosexual male named Brian who creates beef. I wouldn't mess with one they're known to rape at times. They're most common in big cities and in the Bronx

Hey man watch out there's a Brian Beefer over there!

by Josephcranberfy April 29, 2014

bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length

A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.

by David Amundson November 5, 2007

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart

Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

by 2tonjackperiwinkle March 11, 2011

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.

Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."

by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

by Longfur September 9, 2021