Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 5, 2003

Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.

The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.

by Eric Overstreet October 11, 2003

Beef Curtains

the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Katie: 'Have you heard about Emma'
Hannah:' Emma with the Beef Curtains?!'

by Ohhhhhhhhhh! January 6, 2017

Beef Curtains

Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.

See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.

by Leo. October 20, 2003

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

by r0d December 28, 2005