beef curtains

a term for a woman with a horribly morose smelling minge used in Northern Ireland

Did you go at Diane's gee last night?

Nah mate her beef curtains where crusty and smelly

by Roo#1 January 18, 2009

Beef Curtains

the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!

by peopleareidiots April 04, 2011

beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.

Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.

by Queefmaster98 November 13, 2005

Beef-Curtain

Large, flappy labia.

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity

Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!

by Jacket22 March 16, 2012

Beef Curtains

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.

Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.

by roast beef lover February 25, 2009

beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 June 22, 2005