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Beef Curtains

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"
by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003
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When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum
Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum
by Funny guy 199 March 12, 2017
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disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina
Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.
by gwenstefani May 25, 2005
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by N. Culv September 8, 2003
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Women with unusually long labia.
That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.
by EH of HB September 11, 2007
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dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps
your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear
by jon December 29, 2003
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Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...
by TheManTheyCall October 10, 2009
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