Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020

Bedside Buddy

That one hot nurse in a hospital that has several "ways" to cure her patients. Including but not limited to: handjobs, oral sex, and tit fucking

"Wow dude that hospital was awesome! I had a bedside buddy and everything!"

by phillip buttons August 12, 2016