Bedroom Vegetarian

A girl (or homosexual guy) who refuses to perform oral sex on their male partner. She/He, in effect, refuses to "eat meat."

Guy 1 (awesome wingman): So, dude, did she blow you?

Guy 2 (whipped bitch): Nah, she said she was too good for that. Strictly vaginal.

Guy 1: Haha, you got denied by a bedroom vegetarian!

by jest12 August 9, 2009

bedroom bully

a man who controls the bedroom.controls the woman :D

says when they have sex is a bedroom bully

by yh man June 28, 2008

bedroom dj

A person who owns DJing equipment (ie. turntables, mixer, CDJ, etc.) and has a passion for music, but doesn't play out to crowds at bars or special events (ie. raves). Instead, they opt to play their music at home for their friends or over the internet via audio broadcasting software, such as shoutcast.

That bedroom dj has mad skills, he should play out at the next rave!

by MikeDub January 28, 2006

bemushroomed

A fun way to say "under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms". A state of being. Synonymous to "tripping balls".

That motherfucker is bemushroomed, for sure. He's chewing on the table and muttering about cats made of ice and toothpicks.

by Ennuified November 26, 2006

bedroom

The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.

I need to go check my bedroom to make sure everything is still there.

by David March 6, 2004

bedroom bowling

where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation

Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.

by Mike41886 January 26, 2009

Bedroomwife

Different to a housewife, who lives in her own house with her husband; the bedroomwife lives in her in-laws house with husband. The bedroomwife only rules their bedroom. she is not the woman of the house.

Shela: "Bob and Mary just got married, where do they live?"
Billy: "Oh at her in-laws house. She's a bedroomwife."

by Buff Betty July 21, 2010