ryan beattie

the coolest person ever

cool ryan beattie

by dicksukr6969669696696969696966 June 5, 2017

Beatty Secondary School

A school that thinks its rich enough to build an elevator but cant even afford to replace classroom windows.

Friend 1 : wah ur school very budget hor
Friend 2 : thats Beatty Secondary School for you

by sexy_fish August 21, 2021

Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024

Beatty Lou

The act of defecating, AKA pooping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, etc., it is called a Beatty Lou because of the Bob Seger song Beatty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight...many Bob Seger songs are about pooping.

I had too much fiber this morning and had to take a huge Beatty Lou, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom!

by Sillius Soddus June 29, 2024

Warren Beatty

To use the tip of one's genitalia as a stylus, in order to trace the contours of another man's genitalia which have been superimposed on a touch screen device. An act commonly referred to as the "Dick Tracy".

I wanted to send my wife a realistic dick drawing on iOS messenger, so I asked my buddy to Warren Beatty me.

by Cutepants September 14, 2017

Mr. Beattie

a vice principal at gates who is so so so annoying and gets students in trouble for no reason

ew have you seen Mr. Beattie, i hate him so much

by yeehaw696969 May 2, 2019

Lucas Beatty

some stupid cunt who thinks hes perfect and better than everyone else and he is an embarrassment to other people. he will forever be a dumb cunt with a toxic past and a toxic present

hey you know that stupid fuck named Lucas BEATTY" and he says "oh yeah that toxic cunt what about him" and i say "HIS DADDY DID THE DEAD"

by kfkffkffkkfkkf October 2, 2018