From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
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1. The act of going to the beach or beaches for any purpose. It could be for just simply laying out, long walks, relaxing with friends, water sports, sports on the beach, flying a kite, fishing, running, etc. You name it. If it involves going to the beach, then you have Gone Beachin' my friend.
2. The name of a kick ass beachwear apparel and merchandise company (www.GoneBeachin.com)
2. The name of a kick ass beachwear apparel and merchandise company (www.GoneBeachin.com)
1. You should've gone beachin' with me bro. There were some totally gnarly waves out there!
2. Person A: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a second. Dude. Where did you get that kick ass stuff?!?!
Person B: Gone Beachin'. Get on my level.
2. Person A: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a second. Dude. Where did you get that kick ass stuff?!?!
Person B: Gone Beachin'. Get on my level.
by Otto & Twister June 1, 2013
Get the Gone Beachin' mug.An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.
It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.
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Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda
Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda
Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.
You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.
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Get the beachwood cafe mug.A large island in the middle of the sea, at the furthest point from and land on Earth. This island is constructed from all debris that the world has cast away, a record of all man's history on earth, since that fateful day thousands of years ago when a Neanderthal cast that first crisp packet into the sea. The Republic of Plastic Beach as a governed nation was founded by Murdoc Niccals, Bassist of 'Gorillaz' Whilst Scouring the oceans with a helicopter from their 'El Mañana' Video. He promptly brought singer 2D, and his own creation, a cyborg Noodle, constructed from bits of Noodle's skin, DNA and a drumming machine, to the island whilst drummer Russel Hobbs swam toward the island under his own power. As the founder of Plastic Beach, Murdoc made himself the sole overlord of the island.
Some of the contents of the island are;
bits of planes, broken ships, dinosaur bones, telephone boxes, half a chariot, a couple of Viking boats, a bit of an old Sinclair C5, the ruins of the Great Library of Alexandria, the wreckage of the Hindenburg, some old N.A.S.A Space rockets, a Sphinx, some spears, bits of the Titanic, an unexploded bomb jammed into the ground, broken bottles, old tyres, electrical cack and all manner of dumped and damaged goods are held together by the thick sticky gloop of jettisoned tar and oil slick from a million untold disasters.
Otherwise known as Point Nemo, The Pacific pole of inaccessibility, The Republic of Plastic Beach.
Some of the contents of the island are;
bits of planes, broken ships, dinosaur bones, telephone boxes, half a chariot, a couple of Viking boats, a bit of an old Sinclair C5, the ruins of the Great Library of Alexandria, the wreckage of the Hindenburg, some old N.A.S.A Space rockets, a Sphinx, some spears, bits of the Titanic, an unexploded bomb jammed into the ground, broken bottles, old tyres, electrical cack and all manner of dumped and damaged goods are held together by the thick sticky gloop of jettisoned tar and oil slick from a million untold disasters.
Otherwise known as Point Nemo, The Pacific pole of inaccessibility, The Republic of Plastic Beach.
Fisherman 1: Hey! Was that the drummer from Gorillaz?
Fisherman 2: Russel Hobbs?
Fisherman 1: Where do you think he was heading?
Fisherman 2: Oh, just in the general direction of Plastic Beach
Fisherman 2: Russel Hobbs?
Fisherman 1: Where do you think he was heading?
Fisherman 2: Oh, just in the general direction of Plastic Beach
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