Blastoise

When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,

Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere

I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise

by phelm September 29, 2012

Blastoise

The sexual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of sexual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with he's with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump!

"Yo that bitch Susmita? Yeah I gave her a fucking Blastoise, blat blat blat!"

by Bloood October 30, 2010

blastoiseing

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.

I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.

by Bull111117 January 25, 2017

Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

wee beasties

A small aquatic insect that lives in fresh wagteeeer ponds, brackish water, and swimming pools. They have 2 arms which work as oars to hlp propel the wee beastie forward. There real name is "water boatmen" or "backswimmers". They are so neat!

Dude, I caught hella sexy wee beasties.

by Rosta Hellxa September 30, 2006

beastiest

Something a guy ferdinand gavito would say to describe two juggernauts fighting each other

I just seen the beastiest shit right now

by datbootydoe November 20, 2013

Blastoise

Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.

Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!

Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!

by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009