beanstacker

A slur for someone with autism.

Guy 1: “Because that autistic retard kept feeding pigeons in the garden now the neighbors have complained their roof is covered in bird shit.”

Guy 2: “Fucking beanstacker!”

by Ifar Tedd January 11, 2023

Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.

"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

by DuValicious April 21, 2013

Beasteality orgy

An orgy where people can have sex with each other and with animals. It is at the far end of the pervert spectum.

did you hear about that beasteality orgy?

by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

Banstead

A town in the borough of Reigate and Banstead in north Surrey, England that’s filled with old people that shout at you for breathing and pricks on their bikes who attack said old people.

person 1: where are you from?
person 2: banstead
person 1: omg don’t shank me

by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox August 29, 2019

jack and the beanstalk

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.

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by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011

playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off

jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

by jojo548 December 16, 2008