broceries

Essentials that dudes buy at stores (bro groceries.) Examples include beer, shaving cream, Sports Illustrated and condoms.

Dwight: "Where did Kurt go?"
Jon: "He went to pick up some broceries before the game."

by hack314 September 30, 2007

Broceptionist

A man receptionist.

Bro 1: I heard Ralph got a job at UBS.

Bro 2: Really?

Bro 1: Ya, but he's a Broceptionist though..

Bro 2: Ooh that sucks donkey balls. I hate Ralph.

by Sandy Manhammer March 2, 2009

brocelet

A bracelet hand made by one bro and given to another bro as a gift and a sign of friendship. It is most commonly made out from cut strips of a bandanna that have been braided together

The brocelet is the ultimate sign of a bro's devotion to his best bros and should be treated with the utmost sacred respect, never to be romoved except by uncontrollable and accidental means or to be replaced by another brocelet that has been received

Bro #1: "Hey bro, check it out. I made you a brocelet"

Bro #2: "Aw, thanks bro, i won't ever take this off...unless something uncontrollable happens like a surfing shark attack"

Bro #1: "You're my best bro man"

Bro #2: "You're MY best bro...i love you bro"

by C-$$$ January 26, 2009

Brocelet

A decorative circlet worn around the Bro's wrist, similar to the jewelry worn by women. But OK for a dude to wear.

Bobby's latest brocelet was a fine item of manly charm. He wore it proudly.

by BakuBaku December 4, 2011

Brocean Trip

The act of going out on a boat with your bros and smoking marijuana.

Me: Hey Chris! Nelson and I went on a Brocean Trip this weekend and got so blazed that we couldn't park the boat afterwards!
Chris: Yeah I can relate, I gave my girlfriend a pink sock this weekend.
Me: Dude, that is totally irrelevant.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 5, 2013

Brocedure

A list of guidelines for bros to follow. Also known as the bro code.

Dude, that's against the brocedures!

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

broceritops

i giant bro that is bigger than the rest, dinosaur-like bro

bro 1: Bro did you see that broceritops over there?!
bro 2: yeah that guy towers over everyone, don't wanna mess with him.

by james jamdajmtmjtpmda October 29, 2009