A bazooka is similar to grenade, but refers to an older woman(30-50). It means the girl is fat, unattractive, a big mess or a combo of all. Since a bazooka is an antiquated explosive device, it would be used to reference an older woman. Becareful of the bazookas, because now you have to worry about their D4s, heating pads, aches/pains, depends and callin a cab to the nursing home.
by The Almighty P.Gotti February 28, 2011
When your girlfriend is giving you head, and as you are about to cum, you pour pepper down her nose and hold her head down as your nutting and make your semen goes everywhere like a bazooka explosion
by Js1523 December 03, 2019
Girl 1: My vag is still sore from last night, my boyfriend has a bazooka for a cock.
Girl 2: That’s rough, those can do a lot of damage if they’re in the hands of amateurs.
Girl 1: Preach!
Girl 2: That’s rough, those can do a lot of damage if they’re in the hands of amateurs.
Girl 1: Preach!
by Thundercity7 August 28, 2018
dude, they totally did the reverse bazooka in the back of his truck at the drive-in, right next to their friends!
by Matt Demm has diabetes August 12, 2009
Typically when one is sick is when a flaming bazooka occurs. It is when, you both vomit and diarrhea at the same time. Smart people use a a toilet and trash can. The less advanced use only a toilet.
I was so sick the other day, and I turned into a flaming bazooka. I didn't know if I should have chosen the toilet or the trashcan.
by winnerswin February 16, 2011
A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.
A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka
Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"
The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka
Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"
The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
by CantinaDan January 19, 2010
The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
by hlfssw July 21, 2016