Bayou Balls

when your balls are so sweaty it makes you want to go chooot some gators down on the bayou

"why are you shiftin around so much mang?"
"I got them bayou balls and that shit is moist"

by chooooootthegator January 10, 2012

babyzone

Much like the friendzone, the babyzone is when you get friendzoned by a girl, except she thinks that you're really cute and treats you like a baby. So it's even worse.

Dude, you got babyzoned? How many times does she "awww" at you every day?

by oulxam March 23, 2013

Baytown "9"

A grading scale for women from Baytown, Texas with;

3 kids (from three different daddies)
3 tattoos
3 teeth

He's from Baytown. His wife if what you would call a Baytown "9".

by deepintheheartoftaxes January 26, 2011

Baylor Virgin

Named after undergraduate coeds of Baylor University who believe that they can retain their virginity by exclusively having penetrative anal sex rather than vaginal sex, thereby saving themselves for marriage. Similar to the Poophole Loophole.

Sarah wants to save her p-hole virginity for marriage, so she's only letting me get up in those butt-guts. So, she's not like a real virgin, but she is a Baylor Virgin.

by Texas Chili Guy September 16, 2019

Dirty Bayou Motorboat

The act of motorboat-ing an attractive woman's ass instead of her breasts.

"Man she's got a great ass. I'd love give her the Dirty Bayou Motorboat"

"This guy motorboated my ass last night like it was my tits and then he said something about a bayou..."

by imotorboatdownsouth March 25, 2009

bazongas

breasts

that girl sure has big bazongas

by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003

Bazominate

1. To totally pwn someone in a video game, board game, or sports game.

2. a.) A way to tell your buddies you got laid last night, or b.) a way for a female to tell her friends she had mad crazy sex last night.

1. "Dude, look at the scores. I totally just bazominated you at Halo 3."

2. a. "Hey Mason, I totally got wasted and bazominated Sarah last night, it was awesome."

b. "Mason totally bazominated me last night, I know he really loves me."

by Captain Chung and Co. April 5, 2008