batista

a wrestler who beat randy orton,triple h,and ric flair and some other people

oh my god! batista just batista bombed coach!

by sykotic ninja December 28, 2005

batista

real name: David Bautista. His father is a Filipino and his mother is Greek. Has a Filipina wife and 2 daughters. Born and raised in Washington, DC. Former wrestling name: Leviathan. Looks definitely sexier in clothes than without it.

Batista looks so hot in his expensive suit!

by joannes08 September 18, 2006

batista

A Sexy girf of god to women. and men.
A wild beast in the ring.
will smack your head in if
a reason is found.

Batista just Batista bombed the Undertaker

by Miss JinX December 28, 2005

Batista

The current World Heavyweight Champion of the WWE. He has good in-ring skills, decent mic talent, and has wicked huge muscles. Bound to be a MUCH better champion than Randy Orton.

If anyone thinks his move to Smackdown! will be bad, like I did, just remember: soon he'll beat the ever-loving shit out of JBL, God willing.

Wrestlemania XXI: Defeated Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Backlash: Retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H.
Vengeance: Yet again, retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H in a Hell in the Cell.

Batista's on a roll!!

by New Jersey Devil July 19, 2005

batista

An awesome physical specimen of a man; sexy; talented; evolutionized

i.e. Batista vs. Orton - obvious, right?

by Jadah February 4, 2005

Austistatard

Someone who is beyond autistic and retarded and likes to porn with his cats

"PsychoWolvesYT is an austistatard" - HuskyGamesYT

by HuskyGamesYT February 11, 2019

Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)

"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"

by GRAW June 15, 2009