Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept
Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.
Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.
by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017
Get the Sucked Battery mug.Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
Get the shit im gonna run out of battery mug.by Seth K May 24, 2018
Get the Buttery-Smooth mug.When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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Get the Baby batter splatter mug.A highly enforced compliment in relation to successfully executing a smooth maneuver such as a "grind" or "slide" using a skateboard on the surface or edge of an obstacle.
Dayuuum dawg that kickflip backside feeble to backside tailside backside flip revert out was buttery steeezin yo!!
by Dave "CPR" F. November 16, 2003
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