bat

a giant black penis....usually about the size of three soup cans.

"holy shit that chicks got a bat in every hole."

by ram man April 28, 2003

bat

Busted-Ass Toes; Nasty toes characterized by deteriorating toenails, and dry, crusty, hard toe-knuckles.

My girl has the worst BATs I've seen up in this piece, yo.

by Lizzie April 14, 2003

bat

The word bat refers to the fat that can be found anywhere on a back. A combination of back and fat, it is a term used for the pinchable fat of back. The best bat is usually found surrounding the shoulder blades or the lower back area covering the kidneys.

"Dude! you pinched my bat!"
"You have enough bat to feed the Salvation Army!"

by BigSam May 21, 2006

bat

A computer freak who closes curtains and windows and locks himself in a room (cave like area).

"Eddie stop batting it out!"

by Ben Sinclair October 31, 2003

bat

To put a bat on someone means to kick the shit through somebody.

We're gonna put a bat on him.

Lets bat him.

by cumbrian sheep farmer February 28, 2006

bat

Gay, homosexual, chutney. arse

Cov The Bat, 'takes it up the arse (bat)'

by And Chips? January 06, 2004

bat

a stick

hit the ball with that stick(bat) luca

by weeeneerr June 02, 2011