Baser Shit

1) A phrase to describe something/someones actions that is/are crazy or ridiculous.

2) Anything crazy that a baser would do.

Girl 1: Did you see Britney Spears when she shaved her head?
Girl 2: Yeah! She was tripping on some baser shit!

-or-

Guy: That hobo was tweaking.
Dude: I know, that was some baser shit.

by LitaBeesh February 14, 2010

2k baser/junesir

A person that sits down and plays the game nba2k. The person does not get bored or tired of the game and has a very high tolerance for its shit.
Your classified as a baser once you play over 500 my career games/1000 park games or Jordan rev games or have achieved the over of 95 and higher

2k baser/junesir- Bro you are a 2k baser stop sweating to hard

by Nmnbnb June 25, 2019

Full baser

In baseball when the bases are loaded and the batter hits a home run.

Quailey, did you see that full baser? I used to pitch 98 mph but now am a Catholic priest.

by Swm008 June 19, 2017

Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener

Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year

by Stone fleshman April 05, 2020

mini-baser

a little kid that acts like a fukin retarted crackhead!

gawd my friends kid is such a mini-baser. she put her finger in the electrical outlet............idiot

by ivyisdashit April 06, 2007

Baser

A dumb person

Oh boy, Dionni’s such a baser!

by ieatazs August 28, 2022

Baser

An awesome person who wears shades

I saw a baser outside the club hanging out in the alley, so I ran up to him to get his autograph because there’s not too many basers where I come from

by October 06, 2020