Baser moment

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.

Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."

by Miketoad March 25, 2010

baser gang

A group of horny teens in highschool that can only get "butt" from girls that are lower classmen. Usually the leader of the baser gang is named Chad or Thad. Known out the whole group to get most of the "butt" while others like De just sit on the side lines like he did during basketball season.

De: who tryna throw some neck for the boys?
Chad: exactly for the boys who are in baser gang.
Chad: when you get some neck that's not from a 9th grader then you can be in baser gang.

De: ....

by Chico gang March 26, 2018

Baser Shit

1) A phrase to describe something/someones actions that is/are crazy or ridiculous.

2) Anything crazy that a baser would do.

Girl 1: Did you see Britney Spears when she shaved her head?
Girl 2: Yeah! She was tripping on some baser shit!

-or-

Guy: That hobo was tweaking.
Dude: I know, that was some baser shit.

by LitaBeesh February 14, 2010

Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

2k baser/junesir

A person that sits down and plays the game nba2k. The person does not get bored or tired of the game and has a very high tolerance for its shit.
Your classified as a baser once you play over 500 my career games/1000 park games or Jordan rev games or have achieved the over of 95 and higher

2k baser/junesir- Bro you are a 2k baser stop sweating to hard

by Nmnbnb June 24, 2019

mini-baser

a little kid that acts like a fukin retarted crackhead!

gawd my friends kid is such a mini-baser. she put her finger in the electrical outlet............idiot

by ivyisdashit December 24, 2008

Speed baser

Someone who has a "drug problem" who tends to speed down the street , going either forwards or backwards to make it to there most prized palace (the dealers house) , in order to get there drugs.
Speed basers tend to hit anything and everything in there path, including nearby mailboxes, children and even fellow speed based cars.

Teresa:Hey man im about a mile away , which means ill be there in 4 seconds flat
Dboy:say what!? that means your being a speed baser, chill the fuck out!

by FUCKKKKKKKKK November 13, 2009