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Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.
Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Bavarian Taco

The Bavarian taco is a sexual pratice involving the introduction of fecal material to the vaginal cavity, followed by its consumption directly from the vagina.
The wife asked her husband to give her a Bavarian taco to celebrate their wedding anniversary.
by Bruce Irishman May 15, 2008
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Bavaria

A small country NEAR Germany. Sometimes known to be IN Germany, but that's wrong.

In Bavaria there are five seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn and the Wiesn. The Wiesn is the best of those. Everybody is drunk and happy during the Wiesn, also known as Oktoberfest.

Bavaria is also known for it's gorgeous girl's, called "Madln". Not to be mistaken with the lower side of your leg, the "Wadln".
Women normally wear a skirt called "Dirndl" showing a lot of there boobs.

Typical Bavarian swear word: " 'zefix no eins!"
Teacher: "Where is Bavaria, Mike?"

Miker: "In Germany?"

Teacher: " 'zefix no eins! It is NEAR Germany, not IN Germany!"
by Servas_die_Wadln April 4, 2011
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Bavarian Chalk Circle

When people from all over Germany (especially in Bavaria) come to a pub in town get together in a circle and all cum at once into a butter machine, churning it, and solidifying it to make chalk with multiple different kinds of semen from men all over town. Then, use it on a chalkboard in school for the children to see.
We did an annual Bavarian Chalk Circle today
by Rionox February 14, 2023
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Go bavarian

Act wild and drink lots of beer
Dude, tonight gonna be awesome. We'll go bavarian all over the place.
by SJGerman November 4, 2013
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Bavarian Strudel

A man, while wearing Leiderhosen, ejaculates on a bundt cake and tosses it piece by piece into the awaiting mouth of his partner who is wearing a dirndl.

-The man also has the option of singing joyful German folk music while masturbating.
After dinner I gave Susie a Bavarian Strudel for dessert.
by lkhag August 10, 2012
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Bavarian Cream

A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.
Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral
by skid mark vz March 12, 2008
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