Barrel

A tangible cylindrical object.

Can you fill the barrels with wine, it's perfect timing!

by 404 Name Not Found November 21, 2018

Bazelgeuse

Noun Loud, obnoxious person who always has to be involved in everything. The only way to clue them in to the fact that they're unwanted is to throw shit at them.

"Ugh. That bazelgeuse showed up at the party AGAIN. He never shuts up and he never leaves. He finally fucked off after the cheerleaders all threw their beers at him."

by NoNotThatOne January 16, 2019

in the barrel

A phrase taken from a popular joke. To say someone is "in the barrel" or "taking a turn in the barrel" means it's their turn to do an unpleasant task or to suffer an unpleasant experience. The joke is as follows:

A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.

"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."

So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.

After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"

The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.

"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."

by Talmanes December 10, 2004

Graeme Barrel

When you tell people you surfed a barrel but you've really been surfing shitty little waves all day

Joes says he's been catching barrels at south head, but I reckon he's just been getting shitty little graeme barrels

by Graeme Yarbles January 2, 2017

Barnello

It means 'joint' in italian slang, mostly in Milan.

Synonims: Spinello, Canna, Cannetta, Cannone, Barneinj, Zappa, Zappetta, Joint, Lainz, Colonnello

Sergio:"Ma...perché avete gli occhi cosi' rossi?"
Giorgio:"Ci siamo appena fumati un barnello nel cesso"

Sergio:"But...why are your eyes so read?"
Giorgio:"We've just smoked a joint in the toilet"

by Danneggiatore November 27, 2012

Red barrel

Gaming term.
A red barrel is any object that will explode violently when shot, damaging all surrounding objects/enemies.
Almost all shooters have red barrel.
It does not have to be red, nor does it have to be a barrel.
First appeared in the FPS Doom, wherein barrels of toxic waste would explode when shot, turning nearby enemies into piles of red slush.

If you shoot that red barrel, you can take them all out.
Damn! I just got killed by my own red barrel!

by The Incredible D May 11, 2009

Monkey Barrel

Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.

Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.

Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.

by Dikembe Fratumbo January 26, 2011