Bartosz

The best polish boyfriend with the biggest dick youl ever see. Big dick. Im talking about huge. Huge dick. He loves memes and is overprotective. Can spend hours on roblox. I know cause im his girlfriend.

Bartosz has a big peepee

by Valentina.exe October 30, 2019

Barton

Super-man's REAL identity.

"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"

by walter-norb May 27, 2009

Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

Kyle Barton

The literal best! His sparkly eyes and killer cheekbones are to die for!! He is so talented and great! I can’t get over the fact that he is so perfect in every way. I love you so much Kyle!

Who’s that awesome dude? That’s just Kyle Barton

by @CWD4ever November 12, 2018

Clint Barton

The description of a real-life superhero. This dude is a normal human being who decided to work hard at Archery. He lives on a farm with his wife, three kids, and a cow.

Hey Steve, I was over at Clint Barton's the other day. You should see his cow, man, it's awesome. -James Buchan Barns

by Lana656 August 17, 2020

Bartosz

A person who goes to Bar to have a toast. Usually hardworking, tall and Polish.

A person working hard. Dude looks at him goes "Damn thats bartosz"

by datsmahpseudonymson May 15, 2011

The Barton

when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole

"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."

by andrew fucking fisher August 27, 2006