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Barner System

Noun.

Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.
I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.

She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.
by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011
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bartered

another word for tired/knackered

mostly used by the posh
I am so bartered after tht sesh
by beatrice hatty June 28, 2021
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Barter Brahmins

A wordplay, deriving from the term Boston Brahmin.
This term originated from an Indian WhatsApp group called 'Barter', which was originally created to share interesting ideas and other things. The group was also intended to be a platform that promotes social justice, especially anti-caste ideas. But, after its creation, Brahmin anti-caste SJWs started populating the group with a particular anti-caste ideology and became intolerant of other anti-caste ideologies. Even though their primary aim is to abolish caste system, they won't consider adopting other perspectives. Usually they appear as a group and dogpile on anyone who tries to present a different perspective.
Person 1: Dude, why are these people so rabid?
Person 2: They are Barter Brahmins, man. They can't have independent thinking.
by jokingbat November 17, 2018
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Brock O'Barner

The former president of the united states of America. The first Black, Kenyan president. The first president to not be born in America.
I love Brock O'Barner. He is such a nice guy. When he was president us black people felt so inspired.
by Mister Beanium November 1, 2018
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Barters

Ugly (as in not good looking).
Normally directed towards people.
Used in innner London.
"She is barters son"
(She is ugly)
by xJustinx August 15, 2006
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barner

term used to describe all that is bad in alabama, or someone who is a loser a wannabee, a never will be,
That cow dung eating, no shoe wearing worthless piece of slime is a barner!
by David6900000000000 April 3, 2007
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Barner

A large percentage of the fan base for the Auburn Tigers football team located in Auburn, AL. These fans are arrogant, ignornat, extremly biast, jealeous & unrealistic. Barners will praise their team & tell you they are the best team in the Nation as long as their winning, even if it is against 1-AA teams. But if they lose, a Barner will make every excuse possible & boo their own players. Barners truley hate the Alabama Crimson Tide, but envy them at the same time because they wish their team could do what the Tide does. In the eyes of a Barner the Crimson Tide can do no right, if they win it is because they cheated, the refs gave them the game or the opposing team "let" them win. Even if the Crimson Tide is undefeated & ranked #1 in all 3 major polls, a Barner will tell you that the Crimson Tide is the worst team in the Nation, that they are overrated, they cheat, they lie & that their schedule is weak. Most Barners are more concerned with what the Alabama Crimson Tide is doing than their own team.
BARNER = "Im A AUBURN FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE! WE ARE REBUILDING! WE WILL BE BACK GIVE THEM TIME THEY IMPROVED FROM LAST YEAR WE JUST HAVE NO DEPTH ON DEFENSE ! OUR OFFENSE IS MESSING UP WITH THE PENALTIES LET THE ADJUST WE WILL BE BETTER NEXT YEAR FOR SURE! ALABAMA HAS DEFENSE THATS IT FLORIDA IS GONNA WHUP THAT ASS THE ONLY OFFENSIVE WEAPON YAHL HAVE IS INGRAM! mCELROY BLOWS ASS AND YAHL ARE NOT A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND YAHL WILL NOT WIN IT HANDS DOWN! I PROMISE AND YOU NOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU LIL HEART HAHA SO LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU CAN"
by DatDude2101 November 16, 2009
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