Joe Bartlett

A name given to a little schmuck. Often seen with his accomplices with his hoodie up.

Don't Mess With Joe Bartlett!

by Langer69 November 16, 2018

Bartlett Hours

Working day which is substantially less than the normal 8 hours.

You are late in this morning - working Bartlett Hours?

by Steve Canton August 9, 2006

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

by TheTyrant December 5, 2011

Bartle Doo

A noun, adjective, and verb used by comedy overlord Edbassmaster. Often used in conjunction with "Linky Burger(s)", "a Flatline on The Blueline special", or "Crap Mo Stank". Also known to win any argument, ever, in one simple phrase.

Im gonna need a linky burger with some bartle doo. Also a flatline on the blueline special!

(Troll) Ur gay!
(Epic man) No I'm not!
(Troll) Yes you are!
(Epic man) Two camels in a tiny car!!!
(Troll) Still gay!
(Epic man) Bartle doo!
(Troll) ....*whimper*

by DeathWillSoonBecomeU April 25, 2010

Julian Bartlett

A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.

Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.

Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"

"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"

by Ngiss July 25, 2019

barkled

covered in grime , grease, muck or dust .

I've just been fixin' t'bike and now I'm barkled up .

by Ivor Rayt Biggun September 10, 2007

Bartley

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.

1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)

by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022