Bastano

Skips half days to get his jimmy whacked by his mom.
see wordRobish/word

Rob, that robish whore is a bastano

by Rob Lowe April 7, 2003

bartang

When a gentle man of leisurely intent hooks up at bar patron of the female type, who is/has a nice piece of ass - or poutang. This female can be called bartang.

When the clubs were about to close, all Jeb could think about was which piece of bartang could be a guaranteed score.

by Jeff C M October 1, 2007

Innocent Barstandercize

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.

That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.

by strjock81 June 6, 2011

Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bartandconnor

the act of two males LOVING

bartandconnor is when two men are in a tent... one catches one receives

by adrian slade August 18, 2008

burstank

toothless, drunken, scarred, red-heads that originate from burbank and somehow manage to hitch hike their way to joliet only to become more drunk and make an even bigger fool out of themselves.

man, burstank got knocked out again?

by ex-associate of spermbank August 12, 2009

bastant

Another yet forgotten word for idiot.

"Omg, that dude is such a bastant!"

by OppaGotYourAss June 6, 2017