barrelling

the suggestion of what to do with a retarded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice idiot to the goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.

"hello josibelley, how is ed working out?" 'he's gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"

"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"

"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"

by fletch (the living version) September 19, 2011

Barrell

To complete a grown up or adult task or tasks in a competent and/or passionate manner

Successfully adulting & bossing a situation.

Must pack for our house move & start editing that movie project next week. Gonna be Barrelling my ass off!

Yesterday I redecorated the spare room, had a photoshoot & helped out at Toronto Humane Society. BARRELLED LIKE A BOSS!

Origin: From Canadian actress & eternal Renaissance girl, Katherine Barrell’s ability to do multiple demanding tasks simultaneously & successfully

by The Sci-Fi Bard December 25, 2018

The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

barrell full of monkeys

When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys

Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys

by toadpuss September 11, 2011

barrellaborsaurus

A huge ass lab (either yellow,chocolate,or black) that looks like a barrel and stomps/pants like a dinosaur... Especially when recording slow motion, barks/pants may sound like a dinosaur rawr.

Your dog is a Barrellaborsaurus!!!

by Partybus2k15 May 5, 2015

barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

Barbarella

Barbarella is an iconic movie from 1968, with Jane Fonda in the lead. Barbarella means a foreign woman , and is illustrated as desirable, sexy and queen of the galaxy. A Barbarella is the most beautiful creature of the future.

You are not a slut, you’re a Barbarella.
Look at that Barbarella!

by truestory02 April 19, 2020