Barred For Life

The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.

Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

barked

To be physically and emotionally tired after a long night.

"When Sally came back from the party she was barked and needed some rest."

by John1517 October 16, 2008

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

Barred

Slang term in the East Coast, used to emphasize something that is meant to be taken literal, or when someone makes a statement and they really meant. The term "barred" also refers to the term "bar", which is usually when something spits a cold rhyme with meaning, which can also be used wit the term "barred".

Im so hungry i can eat a fuckin cow b, and thats barred.

Yo, Dominos is better than Pizza Hut, BARRREEEDDD.

Bruh it we take another L, im t'n up on all you mofos, and thats barrred.

Mike: Ready to graduate and gtf.

Mia: BARRED

by saucybro35 May 15, 2017

No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred is a term used when talking about sex where the woman will accept the mans penis in all the popular places: Mouth oral sex; Pussy vaginal sex; Ass anal sex

A website for consenting adults looking "no holes barred" NHB sex. www.noholesbarred.co

High honey, I heard you will take it in anywhere - no holes barred. Can I have sex with you please!

by Uncle Alfred January 12, 2017

Barred up

Having taken one or more xanax bar(s), causing a drug fluid conniption. Usually turning the user into a zombie.

Ronny was barred up and dead-eyed.

by Mr. Piff November 8, 2017

barbed shit

A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)

I just couldn't squeeze out that last chunk of barbed shit. It felt like my crack was on fire.

by wooob July 6, 2008