bansturbation

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

Bernsteined

To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.

I can't believe that "Eric" Bernsteined me out of a $1 million dollar deal out of spite!

by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011

Barnshoot

(or banchoot). British military slang from the time British troops served in India. Corruption of "bahine ka chut" which means "sister's cunt" in Hindi. Abusive term for a person one does not like.

I'm not coming if you've invited that barnshoot!

by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

banstick

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.

I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.

he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!

by jenou May 13, 2007

barnsley kiss

a painful & quick head butting

yer wah? *barnsley kiss*

by sheridanjade October 6, 2008

You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

Barnett

A family tribe that is super legendary. They are so powerful that even the bloods and crips fear them. A girl is super lucky to date one. They are rare and legendary. They are Beasts at gaming and rap in a west coast style

It is used as a last name, n, A family tribe that is super legendary. They are so powerful that even the bloods and crips fear them. A girl is super lucky to date one. They are rare and legendary. They are Beasts at gaming and rap in a west coast style
Wow! It’s a Barnett?!

by Rfhka.hedg.kade September 22, 2019