Strum the Banjo

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.

Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Bajoongas

A set of milky welky juicy biddy in my mouth tummy yummys.

"Bro she's got some bajoongas!"

"Dude I agree, I'd love to sample those milks"

by Pilgrim Banj August 18, 2021

The Ant's Banjo

Comparable (but superior) to the Bee's Knees, the Cat's Pajamas & the Dog's Tuxedo - this idiom is used to refer to the coolest of things. Used by modern hipsters everywhere - this quirky phrase has caught on like wildfire in the hip enclaves of New York, Los Angeles & Hollywood. When asked about this new up-and-coming catchphrase - some have been quoted as saying "its so cool, its the Ant's Banjo."

Yo - Sarah Jessica Parker is the Ant's Banjo son.
Nah, that bitch looks like a horse!

by Elizabeth Altnew April 15, 2011

BarbJoan

Its etymology is derived from countless & careless amounts of sexually sadistic encounters with VERY fat, VERY ugly, VERY smelly and SUPER HORNY OLD women (named Barb & Joan) who are adamant about getting cock-slapped across the face CONSTANTLY. I mean CONSTANTLY.

These two women have single handedly shaped the way we think about extreme sex and/or sexual domination. So, you ask, what exactly is a BarbJoan aka BJ? As of 2012, it's the NEW standardized unit for molesting/torturing an elderly woman beyond your physical threshold, while still maintaining an enjoyment level for her. Yes people, she has to be THAT MUCH of a whore.

However, there are 2 important things to remember:

1) You cannot call a sexual act a BarbJoan unless the chic actually enjoys getting annihilated and enjoys physical pain.

2) If you aren't sweating, it's not a BarbJoan so try harder.

"Dude, omfg, that BarbJoan was AMAZING last night. The dumb bitch turned her head and I broke my hand with the brass knuckles, though.."

by CANNIBALCRYPTOPSY November 15, 2012

banjo lips

Racial slur directed at blacks.

Comes from the common large size of their lips.

WHOA! You're one banjo lipped tree swinger! C'mon, let's play some tunes!

by Milk and Cereal July 8, 2004

I hear banjo music

"I hear banjo music" refers to isolated, dangerous places; with an allusion to the film Deliverance (1972).

We're really in the boonies. I hear banjo music.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

Bajoomba

A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.

(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)

I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played

Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!

Compare & Contrast Example:

Shirley from Whats Happenin!

by Insane Saint April 19, 2011