Bargument

An argument between two or more people about trivial, nonsensical, unimportant topics that occur only while drinking at bar. Typically unrelated to any topical or pertinent discussion topics, and has no real emotional ties for those involved.

Example 1:
Dude A: "Tom Waits wrote Ol' 55. I'm sure of it."
Dude B: "No, the Eagles did, and Tom Waits jacked them!"
Dude A: "No, The Eagles covered that tune. Look it up!"
Bartender: "Hey guys, keep that bargument down over there, you're creeping out the cool kids."

Example 2:
In text message to oustide source: "I'm in the middle of a bargument- what was that 1980's film about the pizza delivery boy played by Patrick Dempsey? I said Loverboy, but no one will agree..."

by EazyP April 1, 2009

barfium

The mythical substance used as a polish for wooden floors, for instance gyms in high school and college, that smells like vomit.

Ugggh, what a stiiink! They must've just put barfium on the gym floor!

by pentozali January 13, 2008

barump-a-bump-bump

somthing one would want to do
upon spotting an especially fine
behind

i gotta barump-a-bump-bump that
bodacious badonkadonk

by g-string69 October 10, 2008

Barfume

Barfume; perfume that makes you want to barf and gag.

Guy1: Dude, what's that awful smell?
Guy2: It's Sally's Barfume.

by Burucklyn April 18, 2010

Barhump

Any girl at a club, bar, or party who is so drunk that she would be an easy lay!

Malcom :Dude do you see Megan right now?
Blake: Yeah why?
Malcom: She is going to be a barhump tonight!
Blake: Sweet!

by da freshest August 15, 2010

bargumentative

A person who becomes more opinionated in a bar or pub after a few drinks.

After a pitcher of Guinness, Ben gets bargumentative about everything from bands to football. He's kind of a dick.

by bluegrassg8r June 29, 2011

banium

a device used to impale hallucinogenic aliens

i'll stab you with a hallucinogenic alien banium

by vulocity May 5, 2006