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Barber Shop Throwover

A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.
Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.
by dustpan56 November 24, 2009
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barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
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Barber School

Someone with an unkempt or disheveled hairstyle, suggesting the subject received their haircut at a discounted rate from a barber training program.
Hey, get a load of barber school over here. I didn't know Flock of Seagulls was back on tour.
by Johnny Typo December 18, 2010
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barber's touch

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.
Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!
by deeeeo July 11, 2011
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Barber Tap

That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.

Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.
Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....

"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"
by Donkeyboy32 October 9, 2014
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Barber Shop

Verb) When three or more African Amercian co-workers sit around on the clock and jaw about nothing for an extended period of time, creating a barber shop-like atmosphere.
Leon, Darnell and Kisha don't ever get a lick of work done, they just sit around and barber shop all day
by Barry Lankin April 24, 2008
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Barber Shop Hoe

A hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon.
"Damn I would holla at her, but she look like a dude"
"Yea she just another barber shop hoe"
by Brown boy August 3, 2015
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