Barbarian Facial

A classic well deserved beating for those who are intentionally corrupt - punched real hard in the face many times over - beaten to a sickening ugly looking pulp - brutally hammered on the face into a state of horrific un-recognition by a party who hates you for any number of good reasons...

The corrupt official received a Barbarian Facial because he lied & cheated causing others to greatly suffer - a well deserved disfigurement according to the level of intentional deceitful actions - a special type of beauty treatment reserved for anybody who desires to appear just as terrible looking as the dark soul of their foul nature.

by Subterrainain Vampire May 21, 2008

barbacoma

The drowsy and slightly painful state experienced after eating a standard BBQ meal, which is inevitably consumed in very large quantities.

Chipotle's "Barbacoa" burrito is only one example of a large quantity of BBQ beef. While one may very well experience drowsiness or discomfort after its consumption, a true barbacoma can not be had without at least one of the following sides: sweet potato pie, sweet corn, cornbread, or baked beans.

Excuse me while I take a nap. After eating all that food at the BBQ joint, a barbacoma is definitely coming on.

by mbrooke March 11, 2009

barbarian monkey

Someone who is annoying or not intelligent.

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.

by Cory Staats June 2, 2014

Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018

barbalgia

Hair pain

I have severe barbalgia after drinking to much last night.

by PorcelainRanger January 2, 2021

Elite barbarian

using the elite barbarian in the game called "clash royal" will surely make your oponent kill themselves within seconds. If you want to cause massive brain damage to everyone you verse, this is the best way to do it.

Yo did u see me use elite barbarian? i came out gay!
did you just see those elite barbarian he just placed, surely this is the best moment to commit suicide.

by the monkey 9000 December 15, 2021

backdoor barbarian

A rampaging ass-raper; one who destroys all in his path to plunder some male bunghole.

Watch out, that dude's a backdoor barbarian. he's not one of those gentle, sneaky homos that lurk in alleys hoping to catch a glimpse of some guy's pecker while he's taking a leak. He's more the pro-active sort who'll stop at nothing to satisfy his cravings for man-ass.

by beastovjudgement May 28, 2009