Bangkok Drippy Drip

A colloquial term used to describe a male who has caught syphilis. The term stems from the penile discharge which can present as a symptom of the disease and the common myth that syphilis is often caught from asian women.

As used in the sitcom Two and a Half Men:
"Charles, don't tell me you've got a case of the Bangkok Drippy Drip."

by Dee023 December 4, 2009

Bangkok Surprise

It's when you find out that she is a he.

I had a Bangkok surprise last night

by Rajhadin October 15, 2008

Bangkok Glaze

Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.

What’s with Even today? He’s got the Bangkok Glaze. They chick he picked up was a dude.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

bangkok dangerous

Verb substitute for horrible.

The movie Bangkok Dangerous was bangkok dangerous.

The Lions lost the game in the First quarter, they are bangkok dangerous.

by Diesel-Deez October 23, 2008

Bangkok Roulette

A game in which 3 or more men gather around a table with their pants off and a female goes under the table and pleasures one of them, after 30 seconds the men take turns guessing who was being pleasured under the table, if the person who was guessing for that round was right he wins and everyone else loses, if he is wrong he loses and everyone else wins. The wagers are usually a shot or a drink but can also included something unpleasant like eating bugs with the shot. A popular game with business men in Bangkok

"Man I got trashed last playing Bangkok Roulette before we hit the bars, I didn't get fondled much but I sure didn't pay for many drinks!"

by MC1980 August 1, 2009

Bangkok Lollipop

A lollipop or other piece of candy that has been inserted up one's ass and then shit out hours or even days later.

Ed vomited profusely when he discovered that the piece of candy his father had given him turned out to be a Bangkok Lollipop.

by ADiZZleDonKEY July 17, 2009

Bangkok Padang

(adj.) Something that looks very simple but is suprisingly amazing.

Is that just regular peanut butter on the pasta salad?

No, thats Bangkok Padang Peanut Sauce.

by HyperionPrime January 14, 2009