ballwash

as if. a load of crap. ain't gonna happen. who you trying to fool?

phil was asked to dj till 4am. well thats just ballwash.

by trixie g. February 14, 2005

Detroit Ball Washer

When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.

If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.

My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...

by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017

Ballmaster

Having a skilled mastery at handling male genitals

Guy: Bro i am about to ballmaster my boyfriend so hard he's going to love it

by Epicturtl3m4n October 20, 2021

Baldashery

Craziness, trouble...a treacherous act.

I was completely blindsided by this baldashery!

What amazes me is the baldashery of those who continue to commit crime!

I am in awe at the seriousness of that baldashery

by JMLW1000 January 18, 2011

Ballpusher

an injection of female vaginal discharge inserted straight down her throat.

dam son, you really got a ballpusher last night.

by dam sonn May 13, 2010

bollywasher

A large-sized marble (toy), typically 20mm or more. In Liverpool, a corruption of 'bottle washer'; the combination of spherical glass stopper and rubber washer used to seal a Codd Bottle which was designed specifically for carbonated drinks. Children smashed the bottles to retrieve the marbles.

Ay soft-lad! You can't play a cats-eye with a ordinary marble - you have to play another cats-eye or a bollywasher.

by Heurrgh July 11, 2018

BallBaster

1. Somebody who likes to coat balls with saliva using their own tounge.

2. Someone who loves to lick balls "testicals."

1. "My girlfriend is such a BallBaster."

2. "Damn your suck a good BallBaster."

by Jordan Pappi February 22, 2009