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Ballsteadious

The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.

There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..

Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.
Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...

" yeah he has been eating alot "
by BcomeLegendary July 11, 2009
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Ballsticles

Used as a term of frustration or ridicule in place of Bollocks or F***.
Ah Ballsticles! Or Thats just Ballsticles
by HawaFu December 26, 2009
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Ballsteam

Balls that steam.
There are two cases of Ballsteam, one being more severe than the other.

1.When your sitting on the toilet, and the heat from your scrotum mixes with the moisture of the toilet water. This phenomenon usually occurs when taking a shit after working out.

2. Some people are born with ball's that steam constantly throughout the day. It's hereditary.
by jrekd March 8, 2010
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ballskinnazoid

derived from the slang of ball-skinner (ball-skinna), this is a description of an individual who have reached the PINNACLE of ball-skinnerism!!

a requirement to achieve such a status in life is knowing how to express your balls in not less than 5 different languages!!
daaamn this nigga is dope as hell son...he a ballskinnazoid
by BALLSKINNA 4 LIFE August 5, 2010
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ballsing

planking or tebowing with your balls on random objects.
placing balls on the back of the couch behind somebodys head
Jimmy jon was "ballsing" my laptop
by don jerginsoff December 18, 2012
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Ballsinacup

Having your balls

In a cup
Balls In a Cup
"hey man, got your ballsinacup there i see"

"Yeah man, always keep my ballsinacup"
by Ballsinacupguy August 2, 2020
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ballsinyourmouthitis

A common problem among pricks and Uber-jocks. It occurs when they're actually so full of themselves they talk soo much shit that the only way to shut them up is to put some balls in thier mouth.
Freddy: "Yo Johnny the QB thought he was tough shit talking to my girlfriend the other day."
Bronson: "Really, dude what did you do?"
Freddy: "I gave him a good case of Ballsinyourmouthitis"
Bronson: "Sick dude, he's probably going to be too busy picking pubes out of his teeth to talk anymore shit for a while"
by Kehoe April 17, 2007
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