Ballstastic 

Disappointing, having a bad time. Could be used as opposite of fantastic.

The company president is coming to the office tomorrow, work will be ballstastic.

Ballstastic by mzeatwzad October 17, 2011

BallSnatch 

1. The compulsive itching of balls in a way that makes it look like your having a seizure with your hand(s) in your pants.

2. Someone who is making a complete ass of them-self.

Jamal: OMG! Is he having a seizure?
Ajou: Naw, it's ok. He's just being a BallSnatch.

Alfonso: Why'd you have to shit in the urinal? You're being such a BallSnatch!

BallSnatch by BlackMasta420 January 10, 2010

Ballsistic Pissiles 

While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.

Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.

Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.

Ballsistic Pissiles by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

balsmatic 

A form of salad dressing. Derived from the word balsamic, it contains moose ball juice...hence the name BALSmatic.

It's only available in NS.

Please pass me the balsmatic dressing Lisa.

Mmmm...this balsmatic dressing is delicious!

balsmatic by Mindy Riser March 10, 2007

ballermatic 

term derived from 'Baller Status' & 'Baller' meaning something is good, awesome, wicked or sweet.

Mitch: " We got a fuck load of sexy young bitches coming over tonight and I just picked two half gallons of Alberta Premium! "
Mike: " Ballermatic! "

ballermatic by bingomajingo September 21, 2011

Ballatician 

Anyone whose name isn't Austin. He is a ratchet.

Is that austin?

Yeah man what a ratchet.
Opposite of a ballatician, yo.

Ballatician by austinh8er October 22, 2013

ballsnatchery 

The process of "snatching ones balls"

John is going to do some ballsnatchery on joe

ballsnatchery by Figgles niggle January 1, 2023