ballsnart

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and all of a sudden you get a crazy intense ball-sack itch.

Yo bro last night I was cuddling with bae and I ballsnarted so hard it was "nuts".

by Thecrazystapler April 23, 2016

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012

ballcall

A rare version of the pocket-dial, executed with the testicles.

This girl was grinding me so hard I accidentally ballcalled my grandma.

by DonnaDixonLine December 21, 2009

BallSnatch

1. The compulsive itching of balls in a way that makes it look like your having a seizure with your hand(s) in your pants.

2. Someone who is making a complete ass of them-self.

Jamal: OMG! Is he having a seizure?
Ajou: Naw, it's ok. He's just being a BallSnatch.

Alfonso: Why'd you have to shit in the urinal? You're being such a BallSnatch!

by BlackMasta420 January 10, 2010

ballsnack

Another saying for ball sack, but it is a snack instead of a sack.

Kassidy looked over at Brad and said, "Brad your ballsnack is hanging out, can I suck it?"

by kmoneyondabeat September 28, 2015

ballsnagger

A person that snags baseballs at a professional baseball game by using a device or begging for the balls from players on the field.

Zack Hample is one of the best ballsnaggers around but he is not much of a ballhawk.

by Wrigley Bill June 22, 2009

ballszilla

An event that is tremendously terrible. hence the zilla suffix.

I was eating a delicious helping of fish when I found a curly hair in the tarter sauce. I exclaimed that this event was ballszilla

by Turbo Boss January 10, 2007