The final resting place for those who are staight ballin', shot callin' and generally embrace the thug mentality. One can only ascend to ballhalla by straight ballin' on niggas.
"Our most powerful warrior Debo went straight to ballhalla after he robbed that liqour store... "
A game that will rape your head to the point where you wanna rip your balls off and just eat it so you can numb all the pain. So many fucking sig spammers.
I opened up Brawlhalla thinking it was a fun game, then I played rank and made some progress only to be washed up by a spammer who doesn’t even know how to dodge and taunted me every time, making me throw the controller into the monitor.
A game of absolute sweats with no mercy not only will you first not have any characters but they give you the absolute worse weekly characters. There some ogre xull that you swear should be the best character in the game but he's not its just some bum who has an axe. Now to get into axe bout the worst weapon in the game it easily has they gayest attack in the game. Overall if you love ranked games then youll hate this because everyone at the higher elo is a passive whale Example the number one player. Might aswell invest your time and soul into smash ultimate which is just as bad.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.