A in-house league where everyone is fucking disabled and they don’t know how to coach. It is in a church where it is so dirty that the court turned dark brown.
by Ballard BasketballisFuckingAss May 4, 2025

by boss5644155 May 16, 2018

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry August 20, 2016

by Mandy's Bestfriend October 5, 2011

by Idontfuckingknow1 May 17, 2022

connor ballard is the sexiest most gorgeous person on the face of the earth, everybody loves him and his existence.
wow he is so amazing he must be Connor Ballard
OMG i must be like Connor Ballard
LOL Connor Ballard is so funny
OMG i must be like Connor Ballard
LOL Connor Ballard is so funny
by frederic valber September 5, 2011

by psuedonymisreal May 5, 2024
