baconize

(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon

I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.

by The Baconizer September 16, 2006

Balcontent

A Balcontent heckles an entertainment act from off-stage, particularly from a (soap)box or balcony. It is a neologism formed from the words 'balcony' and 'malcontent'.

Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets epitomize the balcontent philosophy of ritualized and persistent heckling.

by Doomnation November 28, 2011

baconised

Something that has been turned into bacon. Eg, Turkey or Pork.

That Turkey has been baconised.

by Jeffyness May 9, 2016

Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020

Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.

Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*

by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021

Balkanize

To split apart, or secede from, a union of states.

"You will not be free if you Balkanize the United States."

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

Balconi

A bad ass group of Italians. Manly consists of guys know what's good. Put one in the hospital they put one of yours in the morgue.

"Imma go teach Shane a lesson!" "No dude, he's a Balconi!" "Oh shit nevermind that than."

by Capo Bastone December 5, 2011