A game where you will lose 30 years of your life to get 2 angelic orbs.
Random person 1: I got Bene
Random person 2: DM
Random person 3: Slide
Random person 4: Slide please i need bene :sob:
Random person 5: omgfirebiome
Random person 1: I got Bene
Random person 2: DM
Random person 3: Slide
Random person 4: Slide please i need bene :sob:
Random person 5: omgfirebiome
by A person who play videogames June 5, 2022
Get the Balanced Craftwars mug.Buying official Glenn Danzig albums, tickets or merchandise to offset the guilt felt from buying new Misfits concert tickets or logo items; trying to lessen the injustice of Misfits fans patronizing the legal yet undeserving owners of the Misfits trademarks, Jerry Only and Doyle.
I really want these Crimson Ghost sneakers from Hot Topic even though it sickens me that Jerry Only will get the profits- so I'll buy a few things from Danzig's website for Danzig balancing.
by Shanthrax138 September 9, 2010
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The level of jizz in the male sexual organs, for example if you haven't had a wank for a week you have a healthy wank balance, if you wank 8 times a day then your overdrawn
by sharkfest August 1, 2016
Get the Wank balance mug.1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.
2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.
2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Mount and Balance mug.Short for Pimp Hand Balance. This is when one of your bitches steps out of line and you bring down your pimp hand strong on the Ho to bring balance back to the relationship and the universe.
Dude, my girlfriend told me that she was going out " with the girls " and would not be home until late. So I tooled her up to P.H. balance that shit out.
by Uncle Jun September 2, 2018
Get the P.H. Balance mug.Blantyre is a city in the southern part of Malawi. It is the commercial capital and largest city in Malawi, with a population of 658,037 in 2006. As opposed to the capital city, Lilongwe, Blantyre is very noisy and not too safe, although security has been tightened as of late. Being the economic powerhouse of the country, Blantyre has more job opportunities than in Lilongwe and most businesses are headquartered in Blantyre. Some of the notable companies are Carlsberg, Limbe Leaf, Unilever, Illovo, Colgate-Palmolive and many more.
The Malawi Broadcasting Corporation (MBC), the country's state broadcaster and the provider of Malawi's only local television channel, has it's headquarters in Blantyre. The most watched sport in the country and in Blantyre is football (soccer), and the country's largest stadium, the Kamuzu Stadium (50,000 capacity) is in Blantyre.
Blantyre is home to the two most famous and successful football teams in Malawi, Big Bullets and MTL Wanderers. Big Bullets have won the title a record 11 times, while their arch rival MTL Wanderers have won it 5 times.
Blantyre, after the 'street clean-up' was done, was once again a clean city. The clean-up was a government led program to get rid of all street vendors and street crawlers for a safer and cleaner environment. Now the city streets are not so crowded with vendors on the side of the road, and major road developments have taken place to solidify Blantyre as the economic powerhouse. As a result of the many re-developments, many outside companies are settling in Blantyre seeing major potential in the city.
For the tourists, Blantyre is the center of tourism. The city has it's own attractions, such as the museum and the 4 mini mountains surrounding the city. But the main reason for being the center of tourism is it's closeness to the country's leading tourists spots, such as the Mulanje mountain which is a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, then theres the Zomba plateau which is also a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, and finally the Lake, which is a further 2-3 hours drive.
The Malawi Broadcasting Corporation (MBC), the country's state broadcaster and the provider of Malawi's only local television channel, has it's headquarters in Blantyre. The most watched sport in the country and in Blantyre is football (soccer), and the country's largest stadium, the Kamuzu Stadium (50,000 capacity) is in Blantyre.
Blantyre is home to the two most famous and successful football teams in Malawi, Big Bullets and MTL Wanderers. Big Bullets have won the title a record 11 times, while their arch rival MTL Wanderers have won it 5 times.
Blantyre, after the 'street clean-up' was done, was once again a clean city. The clean-up was a government led program to get rid of all street vendors and street crawlers for a safer and cleaner environment. Now the city streets are not so crowded with vendors on the side of the road, and major road developments have taken place to solidify Blantyre as the economic powerhouse. As a result of the many re-developments, many outside companies are settling in Blantyre seeing major potential in the city.
For the tourists, Blantyre is the center of tourism. The city has it's own attractions, such as the museum and the 4 mini mountains surrounding the city. But the main reason for being the center of tourism is it's closeness to the country's leading tourists spots, such as the Mulanje mountain which is a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, then theres the Zomba plateau which is also a 45 minute drive from Blantyre, and finally the Lake, which is a further 2-3 hours drive.
Ey yo man i wana go to Zomba next week.
-ok then, where u gonna chill till then
i dunno man, i want a place where i can have fun on weekends and just smell the sweet smell of motor fumes.
-haha Blantyre's for you man, big city life.
-ok then, where u gonna chill till then
i dunno man, i want a place where i can have fun on weekends and just smell the sweet smell of motor fumes.
-haha Blantyre's for you man, big city life.
by afro man 101 September 14, 2007
Get the blantyre mug.A thing we haven't seen since 2011,When the game didn't FUCKING EXIST
Let's use some examples...
Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.
Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.
Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.
This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Let's use some examples...
Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.
Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.
Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.
This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Smite Balance? The fuck is that...
Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
by Striker And Dai Also Novel November 15, 2016
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