Twelvie Baggage

When a celebrities fan base is comprised of so many young girls that it is off putting.

I would be a fan of One Direction, but they have too much twelvie baggage.

by CameronBatman October 11, 2013

emotional baggage

1. Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection.

2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans and other immature men to avoid commmitment yet maintain a sexual relationship.

1. I don't think I can handle a real relationship right now. I need some time to get over my emotional baggage.

2. See above...

by dancingqueen March 7, 2005

baggage handler

One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.

He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.

by Satchel Page July 27, 2003

facebook baggage

1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member

2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook

1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.

2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."

by snappyhappyone January 26, 2009

Lady BagBag

When a pre-op transsexual pop star touches you with its nut sack.

Lying naked with Lady GaGa is risky for one could easily end up being the recipient of The Lady BagBag.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

pre-baggage taggage

Tagging yourself in very old photographs before the bags n baggage arrived - natch

I see Jane is playing Pre-baggage taggage on Facebook

by drummer.co.uk January 27, 2009

airport baggage claim

When a bunch of guys (maybe girls wearing strap-on dildos) insert their dicks into the anus of the next person in line. Works like an Armenian Conveyer Belt, except the chain in completed when the last person of the chain puts their dick or strap-on into the first person's anus, thus completing the circular fuck chain. Similar to an Armenian Conveyer Belt except circular in shape. Typically a stand in referee calls out the stroke timing for each synchronized group thrust. This referee typically uses a megaphone, and metronome, and wears a leprechaun outfit.

I'm going back to the party to partake in an airport baggage claim with some old high school friends.

by Whoever2 July 16, 2015