bangaround

1. Someone one that does not display there true intentions, rather they mislead you into believing something else or try and lead you on in one way or another

2. Someone that pisses you off and you can't figure out why

3. A girl that appears to be interested and then fails to seal the deal; similar to a tease but more proactive

Amy is such a bangaround, she asked me to go out to dinner and then bailed at the last minute.

by TJC3 December 24, 2008

Michael Badnarik

Libertarian who ran for presidency; he got arrested when trying to enter the presidential debates.

I voted for him instead of being another sheep voting for bush or kerry. Most people I know yelled at me, to which I said "fuck you, I am my own person, and if I don't think that either bush or kerry were worth voting for, then fuck 'em".

by Eric Melech April 19, 2005

Tom Barnard

1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.

2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.

3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.

1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.

2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.

3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.

by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008

Barnard Castle

To get your eyes tested

My vision is a bit blurry, I'm just going to drive to Barnard Castle

by BarkingMonkey May 26, 2020

Baggard

A person who's a jerk, punk, or generally does things that are bad.

He's such a baggard, he's always stealing from people!

by La Preciosa August 3, 2009

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.

Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?

by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009

bagtard

portmanteau formed from bagholder + retard

a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...

syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard

Nine-out-of-ten financial advisors agree ... people who buy NAK are bagtards!

by Eppypotamus April 9, 2021