Ballet

Hard as shit

Ballet is easy right?

by Jen234 March 4, 2017

Baguette

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.

I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

by Haliotis December 13, 2012

Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

Baguette Bashing

A slang term for french male masturbation.

Pierre was in his room all night, baguette bashing.

by PezPot September 28, 2018

D-bagnet

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.

OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!

by JPotter April 26, 2010

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

ballet

The highest sense of dancing. The highest sense of art in general. Movements made by beautiful dancers with elegance and poise.

"If ballet were any easier it would be called football." ~anonymous

by LiLChInEsEQt October 9, 2003