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Baffoonery

Being Eva
Eva is showing absolute baffoonery.
by PhrogWillPuntYou March 18, 2023
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Bafroom

Bafroom is a polite way of saying "I'm about to fart really loud!. Alot!" Or " poop"
"I gotta use the Bafroom" is not to be confused with " can I use the bathroom" or "can I have a bathroom break". They are different.

"I gotta use the bafroom" are typically known to be more frequent breaks and can last anywhere from 35 minutes to 2 to 4 hours or more in some cases.

When a person says they gotta "use the bafroom" , and if they offer you to go before them, please take them up on the offer .. but do it quickly if you can because they're probably holding in an extremely loud fart followed by several more extremely loud farts.
Nutty Buddy: I'm fixin to use the bathroom.

Honey bunny: right now!?

Nutty buddy: (fart) scuse me scuse me

Honey bunny: what tha fuck!? That's ignorant. You're rude!

Nutty Buddy: How!?
Honey bunny: That's gross.

Nutty Buddy: How?! Baby that's a natural thing my body does. You're body must not do that. (Yeah idk what you did the other morning.. mf stank so bad woke me up from a dead sleep!)

Honey Bunny: What?

Nuddy buddy: Nothing bae(fart) scuse me scuse baby you cool.

Honey bunny: (standing in the bathroom open door frame) gross. ##++#$++ sick ass broke ass bitch ass stank ass shit f this f that

Honey Bunny: (aggressively leaves the bathroom and connects blue tooth speaker)

Nutty Buddy continues using the bafroom with the door open while listening to bae rap off beat.

Nutty Buddy : I love you Honey Bunny!!
Honey bunny: I love you more Nutty buddy!
by djbexxx March 26, 2023
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Baffoonaganism

Someone/something that is hilariously stupid.
Tom, you failed that test?! You’re such a Baffoonaganism
by POOLEMAN November 3, 2023
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baffoon

someone who acts stupid on a regular basis
aamira : "i accidently said brakens name out loud"
iman : "you silly baffoon"
by youshouldsym March 15, 2024
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in baffoon

The state of being unkempt and still in your pajamas well past morning; not yet made up for the day and planning to keep it that way
Sam ignored her long to-do list, opting to stay in baffoon.

Why the hell did you invite someone over? You know I’m in baffoon!
by wokchop January 27, 2024
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