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Badgers

A virtual terrorist organization, originally set up to fight for freedom and democrazy on the island of Altis, but breached several of the laws set by the geneva-convention. The group is being lead by SovietWomble.
They are also knows as the ZF-clan, and the"Molos Independence and Liberation Front" (or M.I.L.F. for short)
BADGERS, THEY ARE THE BADGERS YEAH!
by cheesetaco May 15, 2020
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Badgerism

To infer supiority by dropping obscure facts into loosely related conversations.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*

Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*
by Not_a_badger January 8, 2012
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badger

Highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you're in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE

etc.
by KYR December 16, 2007
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badger

British alternate term for American vulgar term Beaver.
Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.

One can also go badger baiting!
"Wouldn't mind licking her badger"

Or, "I fancy going badger baiting tonite."
by D Stanley December 16, 2007
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Badger

Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour*
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie
by Banton!x September 17, 2017
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Badgering

Cricket. Lowest form of batting known to man (or woman). Generally exhibited by batsmen who lack the ability to actually play shots and whom often have chicken like legs.
Mavis is really badgering again today, he sure is making watching the grass grow look like a good option!
by Fat Bogan October 28, 2009
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Badgers

People who show up extra early to garage sales or auctions to try and see the merchandise before anyone else.
Ah shit, we've got badgers in the driveway...tell them the garage sale doesn't start till 7!!
by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007
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