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Blackwood

A township on the outskirts of Melbourne in the forested Central Highlands region. Once the home of wealthy retirees and people who choose an alternative lifestyle. It is now overrun by crass 'westies' and tattooed rednecks.
Probably the most over-policed township in Australia. An example of how far it has fallen is evidenced by the fact the Post Office is located in the Pub; one has to walk over vomit puddles to check ones mail.
I sure hope this beautiful township of Maldon doesn't turn into another piece of shit like Blackwood!
by SvetlanaBabe October 20, 2010
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backwoods

The best blunt wraps you can find. Cigars wrapped in tobacco leaves. Unravel the backwood and stuff it with chron. They're all natural with lots of bomb flavors like honey, honey berry, banana, grape, and lots of others. You can roll your whole eighth with one backwood. If you haven't tried one yet your missing out.
backwoods...
"If it ain't a backwood, it ain't all that good" -Mac Dre
by Jraa January 6, 2008
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blackwood

The art of inserting one's own penis into your own asshole
"as I sat home blackwooding, my 4th wife with the mustache came home and gave me a blumpkin
by Lucky_ January 2, 2009
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backloading

Continuing to drink at home after getting home from a bar. The opposite of frontloading, where you drink at home before you go out.
"Dude, you were really wasted last night at OJ's. You must have done some frontloading."

"Yeah, but when I got home I started backloading and it got worse. I woke up in the bathtub."
by Commentator X August 27, 2009
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Backwoods

1. An area far from densely populated cities. In other words, the middle of nowhere.

2. A person from the middle of nowhere.
1. "People from California are not always welcomed in some of the backwoods areas in the south."

2. "That toothless hillbilly is so backwoods."
by louie23523 December 22, 2009
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Backwoods

An inexpensive brand of machine rolled cigars that are manufactored to appear hand rolled. Backwoods cigars come in packs of 8 in a resealable foil pouch. The rugged appearance and packaging is meant to appeal to the outdoors crowd, but they have also gained a following by marijuana smokers because the tobacco can easily be dumped so the shell can be used to smoke other substances. These cigars have a high nicotine content and are considered strong.
I smoked one of those Backwoods the other day. I swear, I felt like Clint Eastwood... or 50 cent.
by Grey Ap3x April 22, 2007
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Backwoods squaller honkey

A tall white man from the sticks that chews longcut dip and has a broke down truck in the front yard and diddles his step sister.
"That beau dean sho ams a backwoods squaller honkey"
by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020
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