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Backpacking Maxing

a backpack equipped for hiking and camping that is severely overloaded with luxuries and excessive amounts of food almost to the point of being considered a mobile convenience store. Often surpassing 10+ pounds of what is considered to be the target weight and inflicting pain upon the wearer, whilst aura farming fellow hikers.
Dude got like 55lbs in his pack charging forward to the first camp. He moggin us with his sheer weight. He backpacking maxing bringing out a general store on his back.
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urban backpacking 

In reference to the slightly dirty, slightly hippie folk seen walking around urban centers (especially Seattle, New York) carrying extensive camping equipment. If they're locals: what are they carrying in those huge backpacks? Non-locals can safetly be classified as "urban backpackers", transients who don't know that such outdoor activities are better suited for the woods. They hike through city centers, set up camp under bridges, and keep on moving on... on foot.
"No, honey. Don't leave money! Don't you know anything? That's not a homeless person, that's an Ur-ban Back-pack-er. How do I know?! Look at the backpack! Homeless people don't have external framed packs like that! He/she will be insulted if you disturb their park bench nap to give them a $20! They've left their middle-class suburban home to experience the world, not handouts! Don't you know anything about urban backpacking?!"

Organic Backpacking 

Backpacking without planning and letting the world take you around. By doing this, you will experience and see things that doesn't happen often.
An organic backpacking trip in Europe.

German Backpacking 

Shitting in a plastic bag and hitting your partner round the face during sex with it
Me and my girl love German backpacking to change the atmosphere in the bedroom

extreme backpacking 

When you put random inanimate objects in your partners butt for fun, with no lube.
Dorothy and I are going to try out some extreme backpacking this weekend. Would you like to be apart of the insertion?

Backhacking 

standing behind someone and/or gong behind someones back in order to steal their information and hack into their accounts
I was on the basketball court the other day and my bro was standing behind me was backhacking my phone.
Backhacking by rickpat raymur January 24, 2017

backpackin 

1. describes someone who has swag
Joe: Yo man, do you see that chick?
Tim: Yeah, she's backpackin
backpackin by higuys. October 13, 2011