A girl that has all of the qualities that any guy could ever ask for, consists of a beautiful face, a nice personality, a cute laugh, and gorgeous in general. A Baila is also the best person to talk to if you are having an issue or just need someone to listen to you. Usually gives a guy Rapid Heartbeat as a sign of a true Baila and true Baila's are hard to find, very unique.
by bewy16 September 26, 2020
Get the Baila mug.the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011
Get the monk and bail mug.he didn't want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.
by em bee kay June 18, 2008
Get the email bail mug.That headache you get after the exam when you suddenly stop cramming and your brain just melts to mush.
I had study backlash after cramming at the last minute for my sex ed test.
I got all the answers wrong anyway, making all that cramming a huge waste of time.
I got all the answers wrong anyway, making all that cramming a huge waste of time.
by morbidgolem November 7, 2007
Get the study backlash mug.The bail card is given to someone who constantly bails on plans, usually with friends or family. This person almost always has a weak excuse when asked why they are bailing on the proposed plans
Fanning didn't want to come out for drinks for the third time in a row so we all unanimously gave him the bail card.
by dcord1 March 17, 2009
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(you guys just sent me email bail in my word of the day, I can't believe THIS on isn't already in your dictionary, since it's the choice style nowadays to bail)
(you guys just sent me email bail in my word of the day, I can't believe THIS on isn't already in your dictionary, since it's the choice style nowadays to bail)
Once again, he text bailed on our plans for tonight. He was even classy enough to do it the same day and not give me time to make other plans.
by Mary Riley June 25, 2008
Get the text bail mug.The best freestyle MC ever to step onto a stage. From Baltimore, he was inducted into the 106 and Park Freestyle Friday Hall of Fame after raping the shit out of all challengers. He might be really obese, but he's more phat than fat.
Backland says:
1. "She mad ugly but a star in the bed, brush my teeth with my meat, then gargle my kids"
2. "You can't see me, homey you sound wack you should put some food in YOUR mouth and try to sound phat"
3. "Homey i would smack you but you're soft and i can't, plus it's hard to get the smell of oochie off of my hands"
The list goes on...
1. "She mad ugly but a star in the bed, brush my teeth with my meat, then gargle my kids"
2. "You can't see me, homey you sound wack you should put some food in YOUR mouth and try to sound phat"
3. "Homey i would smack you but you're soft and i can't, plus it's hard to get the smell of oochie off of my hands"
The list goes on...
by Backland's Back December 31, 2005
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