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Rap Babysitter

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a succesful black rapper/producer that takes a younger white male artist under his wing in order to get him noticed. The rap babysitter claims to be a "mentor" and watch over the young artist, but in reality he teaches him the lifestyle of the rich and ignorant. rap babysitters make a deal to put thier name and face on everything related to their protegee and in return he recieves a percentage of the profit. Ex. Producer Timbaland babysits Justin Timberlake; Eminem has been babysat by Dr. Dre for 13 years now! Justin bieber is still so young he has several rap babysitters- Chris Brown, Lil' Wayne. Justin Timberlake applied for the job but didnt qualify because he is white. Justin Bieber's main babysitter Usher was babysat by P Diddy back in the day.
Young white artist: "I dont feel like perfoming today! i'm too tired"

Rap Babysitter: "Shut up! you better get out there and bring big brother his money or else i won't be in your next music video! see how many girls you get then!"

Young white Artist: " Okay! sorry. forgive me, i'm white."........

Jonas Brothers: we have a Rap babysitter too! His name is Big Rob! he appeared in our video Burnin' up!

Eminem: "Shut the fuck up. he isnt even a rapper. he is your washed up bodyguard, that came too you after he got fired by Britney Spears.
by eviezamora13 September 29, 2011
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Babysitter Syndrome

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When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.
“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”
by The Earl of Teabag September 28, 2007
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babysit

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To hold the blunt for much longer than necessary. After being caught babysitting, babysitters almost always take an additional hit before passing.
1: How much do they pay you to babysit that blunt?
2: 7.50 an hour.
by Hof September 19, 2005
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Babysitter

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Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.
What a babysitter
by the gb June 9, 2011
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babysitters club

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Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.
Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"
by Nick D October 25, 2005
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babysit

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When one you and a some friends go out clubbin'and one of them ends up getting S#!T faced and you end up watching them all night; cleaning up their puke, keeping them from hooking up with nasty people/fighting people, helping them walk/up when they fall-thus ruining your entire evening and resluting in you not having any fun.
"We went out of town this weekend, and we ended up babysitting Carol."
by Me Ahna July 24, 2005
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Verd Intransitive:
1. To act as a babysitter.
2. To take care of.

Back-Formation from babysitter
We fired our babysitter because she spent all night watching our pay-per-view.
by Aloha July 20, 2008
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